Barber shops close on Mondays.
Pepperoni baked in yeast rolls is lunch.
Yellow lighters are unlucky
like dead canaries in coal mines.
To make it rain, turn a snake belly up.
Roadways twine over hills beside rivers.
Hills feed rivers that flow into hollows.
Deer and groundhog live next door to squirrels.
The end of prohibition commodified moonshine;
now it’s grain alcohol flavored with sugar.
Michelle Fincham is a name you should know.
Before Memorial Day, don’t go barefoot.
Bury your hair after it’s been cut.
Don’t forget Blair Mountain or Harper’s Ferry.
Don’t forget #55strong.
Like Grandma said,
If it’s in the cat, it’s in the kitten.
Go Mountaineers! is the state song.
Welcome to wild and wonderful.
Sometimes, the hardware store goes fishing.